rainyhart replied to your post “this girl i know just got engaged and in her engagement photos she is…”

i will only accept proposals on days i look hot or else

I KNOW RIGHT honestly there is no clothing combination that makes me more uncomfortable than flip flops and skinny jeans if you see me wearing this outfit for whatever reason plan your proposal for a day i’m wearing westwood and zanotti

this girl i know just got engaged and in her engagement photos she is wearing skinny jeans and old navy flip flops if that ever happened to me i would never forgive my fiancé if you are gonna propose in public make sure i am not wearing FLIP FLOPS

neta07 asked Lucrezia Borgia or Elizabeth Woodville

  1. hannibal:how would you kill me?
  2. will:i'd do it with my hands
  3. hannibal:haha, and then what? ;)

tbt to the time my uncle decided it was a good idea to drop $130 on a flask for my 21st birthday

  1. starbucks cashier:how can i help you
  2. me:i summon hazelnut latte in attack position. i activate the magic card "size grande" and apply it to my coffee. hazelnut latte allows me to special summon a cheese danish from the dessert section and set it in defense position. i set credit card face down and end my turn.

chris pratt is my dream man


From the little-known Vikings edition of Frozen. [x]